Your Sex is...
A.) On Fire
2.) Too Expensive for my meager paycheck
C.) Impossible to obtain from this distance
D.) Making me applaud (and giving me the clap)

From Barely Sarcasm

if only

i officially have too much time on my hands!
But wouldn't this be the best jumper.....

looking back

I made the mistake of looking through old photo albums today. In seven years you rack up a load of photographs. And I always took a lot of photographs.

It wasn't a good move. We are all smiles, and parties, and travels.

Next time i am in a relationship i am going to take photos of the mudane - of the dinners of beans on toast and the evenings sat about watching tv, and of us in the midst of arguements - of us with tears and anger on our faces.

It might make it easier if i have to do this again.

in my dreams

my dreams obviously want me to be a zombie or a professional snowboarder right now!

i cant decide which would be cooler or easier to achieve. I am thinking i might go down the zombie route. then, when i want to become a pro snowboarder it wont hurt so much when i fall. and people might just think the noises i am making {you know that classic zombie uuuuggggggghhhhhhh - agggggghhhhhhhgggggg} is me being all radical and dude-ish?

Plan